My Opinions They Are Not Popular

I hold really horrible opinions that I really don't agree with. I mean I honestly believe in them, but if you do, too, that's a pretty enormous strike against you in my book. Here are some of them:

The odds against sentient life are so great that I believe the universe must have some propensity to create it i.e., there must be some intelligent design that trumps science.

That song "Get Ready For This" that they play at sporting events is a fucking awesome song.

When I hear a motorcycle loudly tear past me and down the street, a small part of me is secretly and gleefully hoping to hear a fatal crash.