Memes and Trends for 2009!

Here are some things to look out for this year!

Trends!

Hot Shape: Chef's hat

Must-Have Over-The-Counter Cold Medicine Applicator: Infusion Gel-Helmet

Hot New Shade of White Wall Paint: Dust-on-Egg (Matte)

Still Unpopular Shade of White Wall Paint: Semen-on-Concrete (Semi-gloss)

Hot New Alternative Pet: Ferret riding wolf.

New Extreme Flavor: Habañalligator firelemon.

Sexy Plural Form Among Knee Specialists: "Patellae."

Ironic New Strain of Genital Warts: Genital-shaped genital warts.

Best Adult Education Class to Pick Up Women: "History of Soft Porn"

Worst Adult Education Class to Pick Up Women: "Dealing With Habañalligator Fireherpes"

Memes!

Watermills vs. Windmills. "Is my workforce a watermill, which only starts to work after a lot of sloshing and splashing?, or is it more of a windmill, best left alone to smoothly go with the flow?" This is the question managers will be asking themselves in 2009. Workforces, meanwhile will still be asking themselves, "Is my boss more of a douchebag or an A-hole?"

We all have accents to foreign people. Contemplating this will lead you to reflect on the many ways you're not racist. Later, you'll realize there are only two other ways you're not racist: you no longer wince when the "filipino-or-whatever" guard greets you at work, and you get the same skin-creepy felling when you see a white poor person as when you see a "regular" poor person.

A water droplet inside a wave does not, ultimately, move. This idea will hold immense appeal to dudes in bars who like to pause and look at you like they just blew your mind. Later, these dudes will go home alone and curse their genital-shaped genital warts.